How to steal another man’s girlfriend
Ever had a crush on a girl, and found out that she was already seeing someone? What did you do next, went home and cried? How do you get a girl who has a boyfriend? The Huggable Understanding Guy teaches you the real art of how to get a girl with a boyfriend.
Want to know how to get a girl who has a boyfriend? Winners don’t give up, and losers fail. So are you determined to know how to get a girl with a boyfriend?
Losers aside, here are a few things that determined men do. They steal girlfriends.
So if you think you’re ready to sweep the girl of your dreams from right under her guy’s nose, here’s the Huggable Understanding Guy raising a toast to you, you… you little desperado.
The art of girlfriend stealing
Here we go again, on this exciting voyage of being the player and the best man to have existed on the face of this Earth. Casanova is history. So let’s hit first base here.
You like a girl. And cupid’s struck the wrong butt… again. And you’re left in the dark. She’s with another guy.
Alright, life can be a bit harsh at times. So will you stop with your whining already?!
For crying out loud, there’s a way to have her. Thankfully.
Once you’re done blowing your nose and sticking the snot under the couch, let’s get to the deep, dark world of girlfriend stealing and how to get a girl with a boyfriend.
Knowing how to get a girl who has a boyfriend is an art, not some club swinging clumsy hit-and-miss techniques used by the lesser mortals. So sharpen your mind, and play it smooth, lover boy.
The real secret – How to get a girl with a boyfriend
Shut the doors, and keep everyone out. This lost art is the final nail on any boyfriend’s coffin. Have you ever come across any guy who could always get any girl he wanted, even if she’s been going out with another guy since the last millennium?
It doesn’t matter if you’re a dodo who hasn’t noticed that yet, or if you’ve got so few friends that you don’t have one smooth talker around you, because in just a few minutes you’re going to be able to hold that coveted title in your very own hands.
This is unlike me, helping a guy shatter another guy’s heart, but I’ve been hounded by guys who’ve wanted to know how to get a girl with a boyfriend, because they’re just so madly in love with them. It may have been the hardest thing on planet earth but with these little pointers, stealing girlfriends could just turn out to be as easy as stealing coins from a genuine blind beggar!
So cheer up, lift your chin out of the dirt and keep your eyes peeled if you want that special girl.
And if you’re a man who’s going out with a girl already, don’t hate the player, buddy, hate the game!
Get a girl who has a boyfriend – Playing the signs
If you want a girl who already has a boyfriend to like you, you need to let her know the truth, that you are crazy about her, and want her to be your girlfriend. So don’t hide in the corner and sulk like a four year old. Be out there in the open and follow these signs.
Drawing first blood
You may have been trying to charm the pants off a hot girl, but then, by some unfortunate incident, you may have found out that she’s actually going out with some other guy.
Unfortunate, but hey, it’s cool. At least now you know she’s got a guy. Yeah, so that calls for another new maneuver. The cooler, happier one. Let me tell you a little secret. Getting a girl is hot, but stealing a girl is effing ecstasy, beabey! Whoo!
She knows you know she has a boyfriend
How to steal another man’s girlfriend – 2
Why hide behind the bushes, dude, if it’s a gun that’s pointed at you, it will definitely pass through. So stand up, face it like a man. And flirt. Talk about her guy too. Let her know that he’s no threat to you. Ask her how he is, while you’re flirting outrageously. Accept the fact that she’s going out, that will make things a lot calmer and fun for you. After all, you’re trying to get a girl with a boyfriend, and hey, you are trying to steal her!
“Gosh, I want to go out with you!”
Never stop your flirting, okay? It’s alright to ease back once in a while, but you have got to let her know that you want her (even though you’re not jumping on her right there).
Ask her. I mean it, smile wide and ask her if there’s any chance she might be able to break up with her guy, because you’re madly, psychopathically in love with her! Tell her you want to go out with her!
But don’t wait for answers. Ever. Ever!!
Waiting for an answer would make things uncomfortable. Switch the topic to an entirely new bit within a second each time you pop the magical “I want to go out with you”. That would keep her smiling and blushing, with no hint of being uncomfortable. And you know what, she’s going to think about it after you say bye! Now, we’re talking, aren’t we? You’re going to make her think about you after you’re gone. *wink!*
Flirt like there’s no tomorrow
Do you know how to flirt? If you don’t, learn.
That’s the only way to get a girl with a boyfriend. If she’s walking to the coffee machine, and you happen to “just bump in”, smile. Show as many teeth as you possibly can, without looking like an idiot. Be enthusiastic and fun.
Let your happiness illuminate her world and her heart, and everything around it. Let her know you’re a happy guy. And charm her, boy. Compliment her good looks, how she makes your day worthwhile all the time. Tell her your day doesn’t actually start until you see her pretty face. Tell her you’re going to miss her on Friday, after work.
But all this with a smile. Two lines of advice. Don’t do this when her guy is around. If it’s creeping her out, lay back and ease up.
Make dates… and break ‘em
Keep asking her out, but let her know you’re not seriously asking her out. All the time. New movie? Bumped into her in the hallway? Ask her out.
“Hey, you know what? I’ve already booked two tickets for that mushy movie that’s out next Friday. You and me, okay? Can you lie to your guy that you have to be with a sick friend and go out with me? Come on… Friday night, okay…!” Or a new restaurant. It doesn’t matter which place, just ask her out all the time, and always just before you’re going to walk out.
It makes her wonder if there’s actually a date on, or not. But you know what? Don’t remind her again. She may actually hesitate to go out with you if you ask, so instead, let her wish she could have gone out with you! If you want to get a girl with a boyfriend, you have to make her want you without ever telling her the truth. We know girls play hard to get, so don’t give her that chance!
That one serious talk
All work and no play makes Jack a dodo. But all fun and no seriousness can make you a clown. So brace yourself to propose. But don’t do it the typical way. After one of those happy conversations with her, just before you walk out, say something along the lines of “You know what, I feel so happy when I talk to you or when I’m around you. You’re like the highpoint of my day! You know, I think I really like you. I wish you weren’t going out with that guy, I would have been on my knees by now!”
Smile after that. And make a dash after a wiseass goodbye. Let her know that you’re not just flirting for fun, but you do mean business. You can write those lines down. I’ve used it many times, and it’s worked every single time!
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PART – 2
What to do if She has a Boyfriend
If the girl you like has a boyfriend and you still want her, you really need to be thorough.
After all, if she has a boyfriend, you really do need to steal a girl from her guy and you can’t do that without all the details.
So in this part, I’m going to tell you the five not-so-obvious moves and the five sneaky dirty things you can do to steal a girlfriend from right under her guy’s nose.
Undercover moves – Five not-so-obvious signs
Here, we play safe and keep it simple. We don’t really want to scare her away just because she has a boyfriend. Make her like you first, lover boy.
Get to know everything she can tell
This is important if she has a boyfriend. Once you’re friends with her, you need to become something more than that.
So talk about her favorite dates, her kind of movies, the little annoying stuff she’s done, and everything else.
Just to warm her up, you start off by narrating the time you ripped your pants off while trying to jump into a girl’s house. Just as long as you open up, she will too, and you know what, she’s going to love talking to you!
Are you better than him?
The test of manliness. Talk about her guy. Pop the question. Ask her what kind of a guy he is. If you’re getting into her good books, she will keep it simple. Then ask her what she thinks of you.
Compare both the scores out aloud. Laugh and talk about what you can do to tilt the balance in your favor. And then get back to talking about how they met, and more blah, blah and blah about her guy.
Make her love you!
She’s in love with her man, but that could change. Impress her, be a man around her. Give her the space when she meets her pals or is on the phone when both of you are together, so she can be comfortable when you’re around.
Remember her special days, her deadlines, and anything else, even if it is really trivial. Show her that even her little things are really important to you. And wait for the good times.
Be her other guy
Now get this straight, you be her other guy, not her back-up guy. If you find that she’s just using you as her Man Friday when he’s not around, walk out.
She should respect you and want you. Don’t go trailing her at every opportunity you get. If you really want to steal a girlfriend, you need to keep it slow, and talk to her once in a while, at least once a day if you work at the same place, or alternate days or less if it’s over the phone. Let her miss you when you aren’t around. Drive her to work if you can, give her the attention, and basically, treat her like a princess when you’re together.
Give her what her guy can’t give
Pamper her. You may not be around her all the time, and her guy may be. But that doesn’t matter. Because your one hour around her can do more damage to him than all day.
Talk and be genuinely interested in her. If you get a call when she’s with you, see if you can cancel and call back, and let her see that. She should know how special the times both of you share is to you. And more than anything else, maintain intense eye contact with her when both of you talk. Make her feel like she’s the only thing in the world you care about when you’re with her.
The Five Sneaky Lil’ Signs – Getting down and dirty
Dig all info
She has a boyfriend already. And there may be a few things she knows but she won’t tell. And any info about her is good info. That’s where her pals come into the picture. If you know them in the first place, then go on and ask a few things about her. But very discreetly, of course.
You don’t want them to know you’re hitting on her. And admit it, if you do like her, you’re definitely going to want to talk about her.
The annoying mo-fo, her boyfriend
Find out more about her guy from any source you can get. There may always be a few skeletons that could be dug out here. So he doesn’t believe in holding doors open for a woman? The next time you talk to her, tell her the story about a man who doesn’t open doors for women, and how annoying that is.
See, that’s like letting her know her guy isn’t all that great, without actually talking about him. On the other hand, talk about how much you live by the code of chivalry. Discreetly, of course!
“Bump” into her
So you know things about her. Good. Does she hang out on weekends at a particular place? Did her friends tell you that? Excellent. As long as she hasn’t told you that, and you’ve figured it out yourself, go for the kill.
Accidentally bump into her at the same place, and pretend like your “surprise” meeting is a damn sign from heaven that you guys have to be together. Ask her out to coffee or lunch. You know, these occasional bumping scenarios could actually take you somewhere.
Who’s that guy?
Remember, for you, her boyfriend is of no value. So treat him like one. Unless you know him on first-name basis, refer to him as ‘your boyfriend’ when you talk to her. She may talk about how much she loves him, and blah, but it doesn’t matter. And at times, when she goes on and on about him, yawn pointedly and make sure she knows it’s a fake yawn. But do make sure you laugh after you do that, you’d want to make it seem like a joke instead of a rude gesture. [Read: The best way to talk to a girl you like]
Same workspace
Sometimes, we end up liking a girl in the same workspace. And to make things worse, her boyfriend could work there too. So when you’re talking to her once in a while, there’s a fair chance that he’d end up joining the conversation too. Don’t lose your enthusiasm here, but stay away from flirty comments. But the second he walks away, thank your lucky starts loudly and get back to your flirty talk.
A line that goes like, “Thank you God, at last, I can get a few minutes with this beautiful girl without her boyfriend around!” not only gets the point across, but also sounds humorous.
She has a boyfriend and you really want to know how to steal a girlfriend. Follow these tips and she’ll fall in love with you even before you ask her out. This secret art is still incomplete, so click here to find out what to do if you like a girl who has a boyfriend.
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PART – 3
You’ve read about the obvious ways, the not-so-obvious ways and the sneaky ways of stealing a girlfriend. Now we talk about the five things you should never do while stealing a girlfriend.
Things you should never do while stealing a girl
When you’re trying out the earlier steps while talking to the girl you like, it’s easy to get carried away and say the wrong thing at the wrong time. Unless you want to create irreparable damage, avoid these five things at all costs.
Never badmouth her guy
Do this at your own risk, risk of being thrown out of her field of vision. She would definitely not want to hear anything bad about her guy. After all, he is her guy and she does love him, still. Insulting her boyfriend also insults her. A little bit of humor is great, but overdoing it, especially at the cost of her boyfriend is something no girl would want to put up with.
Bumping in when she’s with her guy
Did she tell you she’s going out to watch a movie with her guy that evening? Then, don’t ever purposely bump into her at the movies. She may have a great time with you when it’s just the both of you, but bumping someplace just to meet her is a definite breach of privacy. It might annoy her a bit the first time, but a few times in a row, and you can say goodbye to her.
Don’t try to get physically intimate
I would kill you myself if you did that. Unless, of course, she starts it first or reciprocates your flirty touches with more wild flirting.
Touching a girl unnecessarily makes her feel cheap. Respect her private space and let her be comfortable around you. An accidental brush or a stroke of her hair when there’s something there is fine, but unnecessary rubbing of arms and cheeks is repulsive. Go get yourself a happy ending massage if you’re turned on by that.
Don’t try too hard
I know you really want to flatter her and impress her, but there’s a line. Just like there is in any other circumstance. If you like a girl who has a boyfriend, she may enjoy your flirting, but if you’re going to do that all the time, it would just be plain annoying.
Give her a chance to know you as the person you are, and don’t just focus on your overdone flirty charisma. Let her have a nice time with you. And don’t stare at her cleavage, or stare too hard at her in the first place. That’s going to creep her out. Definitely.
Don’t ever, ever propose!!!
Gosh, you’d rather kill yourself than do this. Look, she knows you like her, and you know she likes being with you. But a direct “I love you” is a binder. It brings things back onto the spotlight, and it can make her feel uneasy around you.
A proposal from your end confirms in the open that you are interested in her only to hook up. Both of you know you like being around each other so why speak about it before it’s time? Let things stay as they are. You really can’t make her break up with her guy just by saying “I love you” to her. It could actually rip your relationship with her apart.
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PART – 4
What do you do if you like a girl who likes someone else?
Well, firstly you need to understand the situation, weigh the pros and cons and see if there’s a possibility of her leaving her boyfriend to be with you.
It sounds complicated, but it’s actually a small part of the slick art of girlfriend stealing.
If you’ve just popped in here, there are three more parts you’d definitely have to read, and this is fourth part of the manual on stealing a girl who likes someone else. You can start from the introduction on how to get a girl with a boyfriend.
“The girl I like likes someone else”
Now if you’ve read the earlier parts, you now actually know everything there is to steal a girlfriend from right under the watchful eyes of her boyfriend. And the best part about this entire move is that she’ll love you even before you ask her out. But…
But.
Well, there’s a good *but* here. As with every other situation in life.
When will the girlfriend stealer move fail?
Now you like a girl who likes someone else, but there are times when even these sneaky moves will fail. Find out where you may fail and avoid these mistakes at any cost.
You’re a loser yourself!
Can a pot ever call a kettle black? If it does, it would only end up looking stupid. So can you call a cooler dude a dork when the definition is more apt for you? I think not, even if you think so. So sometimes life is still unlucky, my friend. But hey, you don’t have to stop hitting on her just because you’re worse than her guy.
Sometimes, there could be a possibility that you’re a better guy at heart. That’s just nonsense, but I do hope it made you feel better for that one moment.
Charming competition
Now you may be a good looker yourself, and you may even be a better guy. But can you be as charming and humorous as him? There may be times when her real guy is so much better that he actually won the “God of Wit and Charm” last year! So can you really match up to him? Maybe, maybe not. If you’re not sure you can ever attain his standards, revamp yourself and maybe then, you could have better luck.
You’re an overdoing pig!
You know, at times, unknown to you, your flirty behavior could cross borders and you may end up describing how good you can wiggle your tongue between the crack of your folded elbow! Or you may do something just as gross. Or simply put, you may disgust her with your over-the-top flirty dumb remarks or your “I’m-a-loser-I-want-attention” acts.
This happens most of the times, and is one of the main reasons why girls don’t dump their men for some other men. Because some men just don’t know the definition of ‘overdone’.
When the word is out
The world knows she’s going out with her guy. But no one knows you’re hitting on her. Keep it that way. Maybe you could tell a few wingmen all about it, but to the world at large, skip this little detail. When the word gets out that both of you are flirting with each other, it would just embarrass her in front of her pals and worse, her guy! So if you really do want to steal her, let the fact that you’re both falling for each other be a well kept secret.
Obviously obvious!
You should probably know this. When you’re trying to woo a girl who already has a guy, you should keep it as discreet as possible, even from her. If you’re going to beat the drum near her ears each time you both talk, she would just avoid you, for good.
Let her enjoy your company, as a friend and as a boyfriend potential. Incessantly talking about going out or kissing each other will take you nowhere. Bring up the crush thing once in a while, the rest of the times, just flirt. If you talk about being in love all the time, she’ll just get pissed off! Remember, she has to enjoy being with you.
The last word
Brothers, friends, lonely men! (hoorah!) You may be afraid to try. I know, try and you may lose. Run away, you’ll live, at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, all alone, would you be willing to trade all the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell that guy, that he may take the girl first, but he’ll never be able to keep her away from you! (alba gu brath!) Yeah, I know I took those lines from ‘The Braveheart’, but hell, anything to inspire you guys!
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