G.E.Jonathan met with the
Queen of England. He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an
efficient government? Are there... any tips you can give to me? I want
to help Nigeria" "Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to
surround yourself with intelligent people." Jonathan frowned, and then
asked, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen took a sip off her cup of tea.
"Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please ... send Tony Blair
in here, would you?" Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes,
Your Majesty?" The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please. Tony,
your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is
not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair
answered, "That would be me." "Yes! Very good," said the Queen. Jonathan
went back home to ask N. Sambo, his vice presidential choice the same
question. "Sambo, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a
child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm
not sure,8-|" said Sambo. "Let me get back to you on that one..." He
went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an
answer. Finally, one night, he ran into Akpos #:s. Sambo asked, “Dora,
can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's
not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Akpos answered sharply,
"That's easy, it's me! /:)"
Sambo smiled, and said,"Thanks!" Then,
he went back to speak with Jonathan. "Sir, I did some research and I
have the answer to that riddle. It's Akpos! " Jonathan got up angrily,
frownin he said to Sambo. No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I
don't have intelligent people around me. !You Dummy! The answer is Tony
Blair!
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